Bonehead Stew

by A.Gerber & R.Kempf ©2013 Yumen Music (BMI)/ RPK Music (Socan)

Boneheads, boneheads, boneheads everywhere
Boneheads in traffic, tearing out their hair
Boneheads on the radio, boneheads on TV
With bonehead opinions from A to Z

If I was you, I wouldn’t want to be a bonehead
What can you do
If it turns out that you’re a bonehead too
In the bonehead stew

Boneheads in the hallway, boneheads on the street
Boneheads in the parking lot I never want to meet
Boneheads in the audience, waiting for a thrill
Boneheads on vacation with lots of time to kill

If I was you, I wouldn’t want to be a bonehead
What can you do
If it turns out that you’re a bonehead too
In the bonehead stew

Boneheads never realize when they’ve crossed the line
Boneheads seem to specialize in wasting my time
Boneheads fill their credit cards when they’re out of cash
While filling up their back yards with plastic trash

If I was you, I wouldn’t want to be a bonehead
What can you do
If it turns out that you’re a bonehead too
In the bonehead stew

You can’t change your attitude
You keep doing the things you do
What if the whole world turns out just like you
Bonehead bonehead bonehead stew
Could be me, could be you
Boneheads doing what boneheads do

OOOOOH Bonehead stew
OOOOOH Bonehead Stew

Bonehead!