Funky Knees

by A. Gerber & R. Kempf ©2013 Yumen Music (BMI)/ RPK Music (Socan)

Don’t blame me if I don’t ski
Blame it on my funky knees
Don’t blame me if I don’t ski
No, no, no, not me
You won’t find me in a snowbank
Or wrapped around some innocent trees
It’s not that I’m an old crank
I just got these funky knees

Don’t blame me if I don’t dance
Blame it on my funky knees
Don’t blame me if I don’t dance
No, no no no, not me please
I’ll watch you on the dance floor
While dreaming of a summer breeze
I’d like to take the chance more
But I got these funky knees

Funky knees, funky funky funky knees
Funky knees, funky funky funky knees
I’ll never get shot in any army
Or drowned in a navy overseas
Blame it on my funky knees
Blame it on my funky knees

But when I get down with my baby
It’s like I was born to please
‘Cause there’s nothing driving me crazy
Like these funky funky knees

Funky knees, funky funky funky knees
Funky knees, funky funky funky knees
The doctor tells me I’m lucky
To be walking at all on these

Funky knees, funky funky funky knees
You know I got the funky, flunky, clunky, lumpy bumpy knees

Funky knees, funky funky funky knees
Is there a doctor in the house, how about a chiropractor, an osteopath,
A physiotherapist, an acupuncturist or maybe a kinesiologist?
Is there somebody out there, anybody, who could help me please?
With these funky knees